I Want To Promote Your Site In The Sexiest Way Possible
Okay, here's the thing. I wrote this, two days ago, for A.M. Harte: Susurration and Earthquake. That's a damn sexy poem, ain't it? It's also an acrostic. What's an acrostic?
It's a poetic form where the first letters of every line form a word. In this case, it spells out amharte.wordpress.com. Instant link pimpage.
Here's what I want to do. I want to write a lot of these, 12 minimum, as many as 25-30, all based around the URLs of weblit-related websites. When I'm done, I want to compile them into a chapbook I can sell on Smashwords and/or in dead-tree format through a POD publisher.
I want to sell the book for two reasons. 1.) I need money. I'm po'. 2.) I've got a secret project in the works that will bring some awesome art into the community, and I need a way to pay the artists I want to commission.
What you get:
- Your website's URL, immortalized in poetry, forever.
- The chance to participate in the coolest poetry chapbook the weblit world has ever seen.
- 12-30 original poems by yours truly.
All I need from you is the URL you want me to pimp. Limit one URL per person, please.
Interested? Drop your URL here and I'll get right on it.
Unfortunately, I doubt mine will work due to having numbers in it, but that's a swell idea.
Thanks for letting me know of the existence of this community:
Just for that comment, I'm putting your site in the chapbook.
heck yeah.
Damn straight
Verrah kewl.
Because I still feel I deserved the hot poetry more than Anna, since it was my dirty secret after all,
I'd like to put forward the following link: http://www.webfictionguide.com
It isn't my website of course, but I'm all about pimping by proxy, and they deserve it most of all.
allantmichaels.digitalnovelists.com
Just for that comment, I'm putting your site in the chapbook.
Hahahahahaha Okay. Sweet!
Like I'm gonna say no to that?
Sounds like fun! I'm at eristhenia.net if you want to do mine. =p
Please include me, and thank you...
eclipsecourt.blogspot.com
Gabriel, I have to say, you are the pimpiest poet I've ever met. Well done, you, and I mean that sincerely.
I thought you were going to tell us how to get Janoda to make videos for us 
And of course I'm in. clarekrmiller.digitalnovelists.com
Thank you all for your interest in this project. That puts me at 13 poems so far, so there's still room for more. If you know anyone in the weblit world that would be interested, please spread the word to them.
Thanks. 
This has me all confused. Do you want me to explain how to make video's, or do you want Gabriel to explain how to get a video featuring me?
Hot. Bloody hot.
addergoole.com
I may be late to the party here, but in case you've still got room:
vjchambers.com
What an awesome idea. You are simply swell, Gabriel.
This has me all confused. Do you want me to explain how to make video's, or do you want Gabriel to explain how to get a video featuring me?
I think she means the latter. And Clare, I think it has something to do with being as awesome as possible.
The latter Those videos you've made are pretty sexy!
That's a really cool idea! If you're still looking for addresses:
guardiansofelidi.com
Sounds good to me!
I'd like to be included as well if it's not too late. I've got two serials.
emotionalcutter.wordpress.com
angelsdescendants.wordpress.com
emotionalcutter.wordpress.com
angelsdescendants.wordpress.com
It's not too late, but as stated in the original post, I'm only doing one URL per person -- that's simply to maximize the number of different authors I can include. Pick the URL you want to be featured, and I'll add you to the queue.
Ah Ok. Well, I'm going for the first. emotionalcutter.wordpress.com
I'm kinda late to the party. Thanks for doing this! Here's my url: http://strangelittleband.com w00t!
You aren't too late, Miladysa. Added you to the queue.
Oh goodie! Thank you
If there's one man who likes sexy, it's Lord Likely.
I like sexy, sexy projects.
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